The Schlags, The Frillypinks and the Cum Faces

Across several threads on Friday morning, a large number of seminal PEN stewards started posting a variety of cryptic images - greasy emojis, shark fin gifs and pictures of sexual toys and implements, all being accompanied by a palatable sense of excitement.

My First Transfer Weekend

After playing lots of ratio games with a team assembled rag tag bunch of players to make a 3.5* team and playing against some very good players, I was finally given his squad yesterday and only gave them their first try out last night. After initially analysing the squad i had the usual panic of any new manager when given a bunch of ...

Goal of the Month - August

We return for another month of spectacular goals. With August just gone, it was time to settle which goal submitted would be the months champion. And our Winner was..... DJQuantum with a precise shot which flew directly into the top right corner of the goal, thanks to Rogic putting his laces through it from outside the box. I put on my suit and int...

Goal of the Month - July

As the GOTM July polls closed, we unvailed a worthy winner in the form of a fantastic acrobatic goal. The manager is none other than Phillyrich. I have conducted an interview with Philly to see his intake on the goal and discuss his season performances. 

Prem Team of The Year S13

Welcome to the bi-annual PPTOTS awards sponsored by Davoteknologoly Ltd.  It's been an excellent season this season in the PS4 Prem, nearly all matches have been finished well in time with lot's of rivalries being made and continuing. The fiercely contested season will see Rdotman (Robbie) or Riq (Dobby) win the league.  ...

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Division 2 Bum in Division 1

Miken shares his thoughts on the Div 1 (W) Pensters:

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Setting the record straight - in more wa…

A shark, a vulture, ruthless, loose with the truth, a polished turd turfer, a V.I.Poo punter punting and profiteering shamelessly... just some of the terms to have been used to describe the business conducted by Sunzibad during his time here at the Network, but as the club prepares t...

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Do Your Research - PEN Transfer Market

People find their way to PEN for multiple reasons, wanting to escape the sweat that is myclub, bored of playing the AI in Master League, as substitute for real world success… but ultimately you find that most people stay for, and spend most of their time in, the transfer market. What ma...

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League results

Rank Played Won Lost Drawn GD Points
16 30 4 18 8 -38 20

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Latest matches

Date Team Location Result
24-03-2018 Scottish ChampHome
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31-03-2018 Worrisome OwlHome

Xbox League Tables

  1. Premiership
  2. Division 1
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 Coachteddy 4 9 13
2 philr 3 6 10
3 Smithers J0nes 3 2 9
4 Scottish Champ 2 -1 6
5 TrampFriend 1 1 3
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 ClaretChris 4 5 12
2 Nuuthatch 3 3 9
3 Wavy_webb 3 3 9
4 donkeyhugger 2 6 7
5 Tuggi 2 1 6

PS4 League Tables

  1. Prem
  2. Ch'ship
  3. D1 East
  4. D1 West
  5. D2
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 RiQ1987 23 46 75
2 Rdotman 22 49 75
3 Wheresmark 20 36 67
4 Goat261 17 19 64
5 Big Boss 16 4 55
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 Jookoi 5 8 17
2 Kaupp 5 13 15
3 ClaretMatt 3 3 11
4 Oldeuboi 3 -1 10
5 MattyPthaG 3 2 9
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 Thecomposer 4 4 13
2 Mowgles 3 1 10
3 Tottiwhat! 2 0 7
4 Spragga 2 2 6
5 Whatsaname 1 1 4
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 GhettoBiggie 6 4 18
2 RenPalmeiras 4 10 13
3 Rickyt 4 0 13
4 Chucka 4 5 12
5 Chris_Kenny 3 6 11
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 swinny 4 9 12
2 Bussola284 3 4 9
3 FungusKing 2 2 7
4 Hesham 2 4 6
5 Tjodd 1 -2 5

Manual & Celtic League

  1. PS4-MPrem
  2. PS4-MDiv1
  3. PS4-MDiv2
  4. Celtic
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 Goat261 2 3 7
2 Wheresmark 2 3 7
3 Rdotman 1 1 4
4 Zakremoor 1 1 4
5 Fubar 0 -2 2
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 Phillyrich 2 2 6
2 Spragga 1 3 3
3 Benstatman 1 1 3
4 Zeemeister 1 0 3
5 Jookoi 0 0 1
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 SouthernSofty 2 5 7
2 Fowlersrs 1 1 3
3 Brizzle 0 0 1
4 Cumbrian Toffee 0 0 1
5 Pagi 0 0 1
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 straightedge5 2 5 6
2 YoungVolcano 2 4 6
3 DJQuantum 2 2 6
4 Celticbhoy44 1 4 4
5 Pkyler82 1 3 4
  • DavoteK..... The Untold Story

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