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Sao Paulo PEN season 2

Sao Paulo PEN season 2. A little where are they now? Dedicated to my Sao Paulo team at the end of season 2. I have been on pen for over 6 years now, including the 5 month stint on FLM before pen opened again in February 2013, in that time i have seen many different players come and go, but the one team that always sticks in my mind, is my sea...

Season 14 AWOL Squad

Pro Evo Network season 14 has started with a bang; teams handed out to the unlearned noobs, transfer window open, league games underway and AWOLs dealt with.    Managers had a chance to recommend an equal player to replace their AWOL if they happened to be out of the game due to the great Konami second league f**k up of 2019, o...

Flamengo - Taking a Gamble

Flamengo begin Season 14 with a relatively inexperienced manager at the helm, Ninjabean87. Last time Ninja was seen managing, he had a very unsuccessful spell in charge of Velez in the Xbox Premiership during Season 12. Many fans thought this was the end of Ninja, but after taking a season out to sort out his off the pitch problems, Flamengo h...

Fresh Meat in the PS4 Prem

Today we sit down with 5 of the 6 new managers entering the PS4 Premiership for Season 14. Three of them promoted through the PEN league structure, while two of them got a vacant spot because of their Premiership title(s) in the past. ParrishJ, JamboGee and Don_Hate came up from the Divisions 1 on the PS4 side. Worrisome Owl came over from ...

The Schlags, The Frillypinks and the Cum Faces

Across several threads on Friday morning, a large number of seminal PEN stewards started posting a variety of cryptic images - greasy emojis, shark fin gifs and pictures of sexual toys and implements, all being accompanied by a palatable sense of excitement.

My First Transfer Weekend

After playing lots of ratio games with a team assembled rag tag bunch of players to make a 3.5* team and playing against some very good players, I was finally given his squad yesterday and only gave them their first try out last night. After initially analysing the squad i had the usual panic of any new manager when given a bunch of ...

Goal of the Month - August

We return for another month of spectacular goals. With August just gone, it was time to settle which goal submitted would be the months champion. And our Winner was..... DJQuantum with a precise shot which flew directly into the top right corner of the goal, thanks to Rogic putting his laces through it from outside the box. I put on my suit and int...

Goal of the Month - July

As the GOTM July polls closed, we unvailed a worthy winner in the form of a fantastic acrobatic goal. The manager is none other than Phillyrich. I have conducted an interview with Philly to see his intake on the goal and discuss his season performances. 

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Division 2 Bum in Division 1

Miken shares his thoughts on the Div 1 (W) Pensters:

25-08-2018 Hits:142 PS4 League News Tezombie - avatar Tezombie

Setting the record straight - in more wa…

A shark, a vulture, ruthless, loose with the truth, a polished turd turfer, a V.I.Poo punter punting and profiteering shamelessly... just some of the terms to have been used to describe the business conducted by Sunzibad during his time here at the Network, but as the club prepares t...

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Do Your Research - PEN Transfer Market

People find their way to PEN for multiple reasons, wanting to escape the sweat that is myclub, bored of playing the AI in Master League, as substitute for real world success… but ultimately you find that most people stay for, and spend most of their time in, the transfer market. What ma...

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Xbox League Tables

  1. Premiership
  2. Division 1
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 philr 6 13 21
2 Smithers J0nes 6 7 19
3 Coachteddy 5 9 16
4 Scottish Champ 5 5 16
5 OliCollins 3 -3 11
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 Wavy_webb 6 10 19
2 Leonidas 540bc 4 5 15
3 ScaryCaravan 5 4 15
4 Nuuthatch 4 3 12
5 Tuggi 3 3 9

PS4 League Tables

  1. Prem
  2. Ch'ship
  3. D1 East
  4. D1 West
  5. D2
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 RiQ1987 23 46 75
2 Rdotman 22 49 75
3 Wheresmark 20 36 67
4 Goat261 17 19 64
5 Big Boss 16 4 55
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 Kaupp 10 20 30
2 Jookoi 9 15 30
3 Bluebird 8 10 27
4 Janguv 7 9 23
5 Oldeuboi 7 2 23
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 Mowgles 7 4 25
2 Thecomposer 6 4 19
3 DJQuantum 6 -2 19
4 Spragga 6 8 18
5 Kaizer 5 7 17
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 Rickyt 9 14 29
2 GhettoBiggie 8 6 24
3 RenPalmeiras 7 15 23
4 EMaNstkfantastiK 6 4 21
5 Chucka 5 8 17
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 swinny 9 15 28
2 Bussola284 7 3 21
3 FungusKing 5 7 18
4 flashmore 4 7 17
5 Hesham 5 4 16

Manual & Celtic League

  1. PS4-MPrem
  2. PS4-MDiv1
  3. PS4-MDiv2
  4. Celtic
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 Wheresmark 3 6 11
2 Goat261 3 4 10
3 Big Boss 3 2 10
4 RiQ1987 2 2 7
5 Fubar 1 -1 6
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 Benstatman 3 3 10
2 Zeemeister 3 6 9
3 Phillyrich 3 3 9
4 d-a_BAT 3 0 9
5 Jookoi 2 2 8
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 SouthernSofty 4 8 14
2 Fowlersrs 4 6 12
3 Lisoti 3 4 12
4 Sunzibad 2 3 9
5 Pagi 2 7 7
Rank Teams Won GD Points
1 straightedge5 2 5 6
2 YoungVolcano 2 4 6
3 DJQuantum 2 2 6
4 Celticbhoy44 1 4 4
5 Pkyler82 1 3 4
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