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Wednesday, 10 December 2014 09:26

Adam Lallana "Captain Fantastic"

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Welcome to Colo Colo's Player Profile on "Captain Fantastic" Adam Lallana. Lallana made the switch to Colo Colo mid way through last season and was one of the very few to hit the ground running . His impact on the club was tremendous and quickly became a fan favourite with his epic displays of dribbling and getting into those nooks and cranny's needed to succeed as well as wading in with priceless goals.


With Adam scoring an emphatic home debut hatrick it lamented him into Colo Colo folklore and his celebrity lifestyle flew to unseen heights with hair product sponsors flying in and local kids along with the youth team all sporting the trademark short back n sides with a textured quiff, a fashion not seen since the Morrissey days.

Smash hit Lallana has had a fruitful start to life here at Colo and was asked by the manager to attend the Penini Sticker Night where it was understood he was presented with a copy of the new seasons sticker book with himself on the frontpage, Lallana said "Thanks to Penini and the manager for electing me".
The spoils didn't end there that night as the manager had a suprise in store for Adam which would live long in the players heart forever. The manager had awarded Lallana with the loco armband and so "Captain Fantastic" was born.

Lallana's fame took an upward spiral from day one and the motion continues to spiral out of sight on many levels, the fans cant get enough of him, the manager loves him, he's the coaches dream and the youth team use him as there poster boy and the phrase "I LOVE LALLANA" is scribed into every toilet and table in the local girls school (ask Wheresmark).
It seems the love runs deep with Lallana as his aura has caught the attention of the clubs bellisimo and somewhat popular physio Miss Fiori and speculation has it that they are an item and are making mini Lallana's.
The speculation was met with a glorious round of applause at a recent match with Adam gesturing to Miss Fiori in his goal celebration against rival manager Phillyrich.

With what will prove to be Colo Colo's best season coupled with the clubs best looking squad in recent times The manager and all the comedic staff would like to thank you for taking time out of your pony lives to read this article penned by none other than manager and 'Don for Long' NicShoneeboy.

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