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Wednesday, 25 November 2015 19:32

Udinese still playing s**te under new manager

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So after a preseason full of promise it appears Udinese’s new manager is suffering from a condition known as post traumatic spam syndrome.

After years of facing the battle of online divisions it seems Rambo has clearly forgot how to play normal football. So scared of looking like a spammer he is seemingly refusing to do anything that looks remotely spammy to such an extent he sold his top goal-scorer Dzeko after he scored 5 in the cup for fear of being called the dreaded “s” word.

A mediocre start with 2 wins, 2 defeats and a draw have seen Rambo question his tactics, form and team and he has found himself changing his tactics and formation with such regularity that he barely knows himself which formation he will play! Having tried 4-3-3, 3-5-2 , and 4-4-2 in his league games thus far and he has now come to the conclusion that he has no idea what he is doing, and is constantly reminded of that every time the crowd chants that phrase.

t is however a long season, and with half his team now up for sale he knows he needs to make some changes and get a regular team and style for the remainder of his fixtures. Can Rambo keep the same formation for more than 1 game? Can he sell some of his silky attacking midfielders and add some size and strength? Will he add some pace to a woefully slow team? Can he break from trying to play like arsenal but looking more like the dog and duck? He can only hope. So  stay tuned for hopefully better news from Udinese’s first season in division 1.

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