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Tuesday, 15 December 2015 22:16

The Talisman Matures

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V is Valenciennes is the old chant, V for victory is the new chant ringing around the stade du Hainaut, no more so than when Brazilian goal machine Anderson Talisca is in the starting lineup.
Valenciennes blistering start to the season can be put down solely to this mans ability to find the back of the net from all angles, bagging six in six and 3 Man of the match performances.
His blistering pace combined with his tall, somewhat gommy running style leaves defenders perplexed as to what his next move is and sometimes he doesn’t even know.
Mainly played up top with playmaker Jovetic, who struggled for early form, and has now found the groove and Joe Drmic, who is a rapid poacher with tasty finishing. This trio are wreaking havoc in the Xbox div 1 defenses in the early stages to the league and” long may it continue” said Valenciennes Scottish midget manager PJ.
“yon boy Talisca is a dream tay wirk way, jist gits the ball and scores a goal, reminds me ay a young Tam Henry thit played fir the Arsenal”  muttered PJ as he took a break from his afternoon shift painting skirting boards (some Translation may be required).
“ thurs been a few managers trying tap up Tally, Larry david and baz the b*****d, sick mick justarse have expressed a lot of interest in um, bit hes gawn nay where”  “ hes staying put, and that’s that”. PJ didn’t sound convincing as he knows at some point the Tallywhacker will be adding to his goal tally elsewhere.
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