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Here at Toulouse we like our Pg tips with 13 goals 20 assists and 5 man of the match awards in just 14 games
Woo hot damn

The young French starlet was scouted a couple years back before he joined this prestigious club
The Toulouse manager tried to acquire the services of the young Frenchman when he was managing Olympic lyonnaise and was unsuccessful due to a breakdown in negotiations with the current team that he was playing for
So when the opportunity presented itself to allow the young French starlet to be swooped up and brought to Toulouse it was a no brainer said the manager

The youngster caused a storm when he arrived at the club as he was in a part exchange with one of the club's favourite young players lil messi Shaqiri the fans where very upset to see their star man leave and to be replaced by a unknown entity in the shape of Pg Ntep

Pg Ntep was quickly brought in and became the understudy to the speed demon himself Gervinho. A lot of board members and fans were shocked and confused by the big £17.5m price tag paid for their youngster only to be a understudy in the reserves

The manager was quoted saying I know what I am doing you just keep your eye on the youngster he is one to watch for the future

The manager took a big step forward to prove his doubters wrong when he called the youngster up to the first team
And the youngster silenced his critics when he came off the bench to give a man of the match performance in his debut by working hard and setting his teammates up for some goals and topping off the night with scoring one himself as the youngster was too hot to handle with his blistering pace. Fast feet. Flicks & tricks mesmerising opposition by releasing his inner speed Demon
The youngster was just too hot to handle as he kept up his stellar performances through the next couple of games which had the fans. Media and opposition managers asking who the hell was that!!!

And the big shop came when Gervinho left the club to pastures new which meant Pg ntep had to step up and take on the responsibility of being a first team player and owning his position
As the manager predicted this youngster was one to watch and was the real deal popping up with assist after assist banging in goal after goal pulling off man of the match performances week in week out

We caught up with their young starlet after Toulouse last win
This is what he had to say after the game in the changing room

I am blessed and honoured to be playing for such a great club like Toulouse with a well respected manager as we have
A lot of pressure was put on my shoulders with the price tag I signed for and the boots I had to fill
But the gaffer told me not to pay attention to all that nonsense and to focus on my game and improving my capabilities on the field week in week out and I would get my break and as he promised I got my chance and I did not let him down
Some fans were a bit cold towards me but that is to be expected when arriving at a new club but now everywhere I go they are all shouting Pg tips don't believe me just watch haha

I have to give special thanks to the manager for believing in me and giving me my opportunity to show the world what I can do I have enjoyed my time here and have been taken back by the response from the and club showing me and my family love and repspect welcoming us here
I promise to keep giving my all for this prestigious club and to perform week in week out and give my all for the shirt

Lacazette ran over shouting
Saturday night and we won this bitch Pg tips
The whole team responded
Don't believe me just watch hey
Hey hey

As we were leaving the party atmosphere in the changing rooms the manager walked in and everyone in the room started singing
Tell them don't waist nah nah nah tell them don't waist my time huh tell them don't waist my time nah nah nah

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